July 2012
purgaytory:
I feel like my clumsiness is going to be the death of me like one day i’ll trip down the stairs and fatally injure myself and my last words will be “help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up” and then me laughing at my own joke
beyoncebeytwice:
do you ever get halfway through a movie before you realize you don’t know any of the characters’ names
sherlielocks:
seafiish:
fiyhi:
spyrasha:
mpregbert:
people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord
ive stepped on a nail excuse you
i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that
i once killed a man
Watchquazza:
servbot42:
brooksoglesby:
so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off
What a superstar.
there goes my hero
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Can I take my sexual frustration out on you?
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hayleyhearsawho:
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holymusicalbatman:
WHAT TEAM?
WILDCATS
WHAT TEAM?
WILDCATS
WHAT TEAM?
WILDCATS
WILDCATS
GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
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I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS GIF
igivemyselfaway:
theepichumor:
EVERY TIME I SEE IT I MEAN
LOOK AT HIS LEG THE WAY HE FLIES
LOOK AT IT I’M LAUGHING TO TEARS THE LEG IS LIKE “SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE”
I BASICALLY CANNOT AND LOKI IS LIKE
DAMN RIGHT BITCH
AND HIS ARM THE GUYS ARM AND LEG I’M CRYING
LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKER
finally someone understands exactly how I feel
“i had a really great time in middle school”
– nobody (via tadaridas)
