May 2013
iguanamouth:
i read that as lions
remember who you are
assiest:
2 life vests left on the titanic
this one’s for me.. this one’s for my homies who died tonight *tosses into ocean*
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
multipack:
*jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles*
“WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”
worldwar2chainz:
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
theniamsextapes:
mollyiswideawake:
Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then
bitch it might be
“I am not the first person you loved.
You are not the first person I looked at...”
– Clementine von Radics, Mouthful of Forevers (via adderalldust)
April 2013
Macklemore
has song about feminism
has song about gay rights
has song about consumerism
has songs about drug abuse and alcoholism
has song about white privilege
in all of them, he speaks realistically about subject and includes his personal experience
fucking song about thrift shopping gets popular
excalilbur:
finnemoron:
what if
the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that
little girls would do it in the mirror and
when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are
that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week
